"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
12/10/2013 at 21:12 • Filed to: ebay, Doug Demuro | 5 | 29 |
2009 Solstice GXP Coupe, 29,000 Miles, still under warranty, $28,500. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/10/2013 at 21:17 | 6 |
I FUCKING WANT THAT SO BAD.
Straightsix9904
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/10/2013 at 21:17 | 0 |
He has TWO. That is probably a large percentage of all Slowstice Coupes ever sold.
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> Straightsix9904
12/10/2013 at 21:19 | 4 |
0-60 in <5.5 makes a slowstice not.
Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/10/2013 at 21:21 | 2 |
So is the Slobalt an invalid name too?
0-60 5.3 stock
Straightsix9904
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/10/2013 at 21:21 | 0 |
Yeah, I know....but I just can't stop calling it that. Did you know that there is a dealer installed option to eek out another 30 HP?
Bad Idea Hat
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/10/2013 at 21:24 | 1 |
I still can't figure out how they killed off Pontiac and Oldsmobile.
Yes, I understand the reasoning, I just am living in a river in Africa.
Bandit
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/10/2013 at 21:26 | 2 |
Oh look, one of the best cars Pontiac ever made. I want it.
Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/10/2013 at 21:31 | 1 |
MOTHER F*ER HE HAS TWO
Seriously though, how good would they look on some new wheels and lowered. aahhhhh
If only I had 30 large laying around
zipfuel
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/10/2013 at 21:35 | 0 |
I reject your reality and substitute my own....
2007 Maserati Quattroporte - $31,000
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/417714…
There's depreciation and then there's $90,000 over 6 years depreciation!!
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> zipfuel
12/10/2013 at 21:56 | 0 |
No, he want's a stick
zipfuel
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/10/2013 at 22:08 | 2 |
Darn you saw the one fatal flaw with it! That and Ferrari dealer maintenance rates......
MooseKnuckles
> Straightsix9904
12/10/2013 at 22:09 | 2 |
290hp 340lb-ft and you get, or can get, a dash mounted controller for on-the-go tuning. Not bad for $500
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> Straightsix9904
12/10/2013 at 22:10 | 0 |
hmm, no I didn't. I do know those Ecotec engines can crank out a lot of power over stock with a tune.
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT
12/10/2013 at 22:10 | 0 |
Out of the SS model, right?
Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/10/2013 at 22:11 | 0 |
obviously the Turbo model anyways
greenagain
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/10/2013 at 22:21 | 0 |
and to avoid the $ 8000 dual clutch rebuilds every 25,000 miles.
As for the Pontiac, those coupes are easily twice as pricey as the roadsters.
Josh Welton
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/10/2013 at 22:27 | 1 |
So. Awesome.
Josh Welton
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/10/2013 at 22:29 | 2 |
He has two for sale and there's a third one pictured. Damn.
BeaterGT
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/10/2013 at 22:33 | 1 |
HE HAS TWO WTF
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> BeaterGT
12/10/2013 at 22:35 | 1 |
Actually 3...
BeaterGT
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/10/2013 at 22:37 | 4 |
Wow fuck me.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
12/10/2013 at 22:39 | 1 |
3
he has 3
BeaterGT
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/10/2013 at 23:00 | 0 |
Lady driven! LADY DRIVEN
Stef Schrader
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2013 at 00:01 | 2 |
!!!!!
The blue. THE BLUE!
One of my friends had one here and deemed it too nice/rare to hoon. :o(
Sooooooo...........
GET ONE AND HOON IT.
Doug DeMuro
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2013 at 09:39 | 2 |
That thing is awesome. There's one that comes to our local cars and coffee — it's one of the only two I've ever seen. For the sake of clicks, I'd rather have the bright blue one though...
Doug DeMuro
> zipfuel
12/11/2013 at 09:40 | 0 |
Love these, especially at that price. Looks like the 'true' automatic too, rather than that Cambiocorsa crap, though it's hard to be sure.
Doug DeMuro
> Bad Idea Hat
12/11/2013 at 09:40 | 1 |
Oldsmobile, I get. Pontiac, I never will.
zipfuel
> Doug DeMuro
12/11/2013 at 10:26 | 0 |
I used to walk past these at a dealership on my way to university every day some years ago, they are stunning.
I've been looking at mustangs lakely buy now l'm seriously considering if this is a future possibility (assuming the MBA pays off).
I mean how much can a timing belt change on an unobtanium Ferrari engine cost right?
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Doug DeMuro
12/11/2013 at 11:32 | 0 |
I don't think that he is selling that one, but a Solstice GXP Coupe would be perfect for you. Oh, and that red Explorer Sport with the stick is still for sale...